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Windmill Cancer on the Rise

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Scientists have long hid the dangerous and deadly affects of windmills, but President Donald Trump is finally bringing this issue to light by letting Americans know Tuesday that windmills cause cancer, a revelation that has caused panic.

Americans across the country have been running in panic for cover since the announcement, hiding in buildings and behind windbreakers.

FEMA officials are calling on the president to declare a national emergency and evacuate the populace to areas without windmills, but much of the country has already been infected by the oxygen and carbon dioxide that has already made contact with deadly windmills, and many fear this will be a national disaster of unmeasurable proportion.


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