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Wharton School of Business Sues Trump for Insufficient Admissions Bribe

Washington D.C. -

Amid a growing college admissions scandal that goes back generations, the Wharton School of Business is suing for what it calls “an inadequate admissions fee” paid by Fred Trump to get his son Donald Trump into the elite school.

School officials say that the bribe paid for Donald Trump a “fraction of the value the school lost after Trump admitted he attended here” and seek to recover some $12M.

“New information that Trump’s father was actually born ‘in a very nice part of Germany’ was a shock to us because we usually charge foreigners more in bribes.”


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