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Virginia to Celebrate NCAA Championship at White House over Taco Bell Dollar Menu


Washington D.C. -


Today, the president extended a generous offer to the NCAA Champions, Virginia, to be hosted at the White House to a prime dinner of “anything they want from Taco Bell, “as long as they preorder it several hours in advance” to avoid any accidental freshness.

As athletes from every sport continue to evolve into leaner, more efficient practitioners of their craft, more and more prime performers look to greasy fatty meals at room temperature.


Taco Bell and Brawndo are what athletes crave.

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