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Trumps Tax Returns Reveal He is the Richest Man in Human History

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Recently leaked tax returns show President Donald J. Trump is the wealthiest man in human history, far dwarfing Jeff Bezos, a total loser recently thought to be the richest man in the world.  “Treasury Department officials” who did not wish to be named state that Trump net worth is over $7.5T, or about 50 times that of Bezos.  Additional leaks suggest the president has huge hands and full, thick, natural hair.  

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