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Trumpnotize

Updated: May 3, 2019

Trumpnotize

Hah, sicker than your average

Trump twist news on instinct

Biden don’t think shit stink

Fake hater

My New York players

Pen for my hooligans in Brooklyn

Dead right

If they head right

Pardon them ery night

Poppa been smooth since World War Two

Never lose

Never choose to

You fake news

Do somethin to us

Talk goes through us

Girls walk to us

Wanna do us

Screw us

“who us?”

Yeah, Poppa and Pence

Close like Starsky and Hutch

Flexin nuts

I can drone strike

In your sunroof tonight

Bang fake CNN easily

Easily

Recently

Biden frontin

Ain’t sayin nothing

So I just

Comb my piece

Keep my peace

Cubans named Jesus seized

I.C.E.

Gassing

Asking who want it

I got it and I flaunt it

That fake news bullshit, we on it

Bigly bigly bigly

Can’t you see?

Sometimes Ivanka hypnotize me

And you just love my flashy ways

Guess that’s why you broke

And I’m so paid

I put hoes in NY in that DKNY

Miami, D.C. prefer KGB

All blonde headed hoes can pee freely

Every cutie with a booty get a squeegee

Now who’s the real Donnie

Meaning you really ain’t shit

Y’all, Pete ride dicks

Like my straight six

I’m in my Lexus

LX

four point six

Bulletproof glass tints if I want a McRib

Deport them first

Ask questions last

If they speak Spanish then deport they ass

Alas

a “Nazi” rapping bout stunts and broads

Tiny paws

McDonalds in expensive cars

Still stiff you on the payment

Tower paid for

You’re on pavement

At my arraignment

Note for the plaintiff

Obstruction ain’t a crime as long as you’re the president

Face it, not guilty

That’s how I stay clean

Richer than rich until Pelosi come and get it

Bigly bigly bigly

Can’t you see?

Sometimes Ivanka hypnotize me

And you just love my flashy ways

Guess that’s why you broke

And I’m so paid

I can fill you with real millionaire shit

Escargot, my car go sixty, schwifty

Divorce and get a new one

The girls run run run, the girls run run

I know you sick of this Trump brand liquor with

Flows, girls say I smell like Tic or shit

So, get with this trickster, it’s easy

Girlfriend, here’s a pen

I only speak to 10’s

My mushroom have sex on rugs that’s Persian

My dick is a knob and I know you turning

For certain, Poppa freaking, not briefing

Leave my bed leaking like Rapper R. Kelly

Tell them hoes take them clothes off quickly

Hit ‘em with a force lil dickly

Prick short, I’m sickly

Catch me hung like Mickey

Lucky they don’t get me

Where’s your balls, Pelosi? Hit me.

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