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Trump University Study: Climate Change is Fake Because Weather

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New publications from Trump University’s top “scientists” find that climate change can not be real because sometimes it gets cold. “The planet can not be warming as indicated by science because if it were, it would never get cold again. Anywhere. As long as ice exists, global warming is a hoax. The Chinese came up with global warming.”

Many believe it was a devious plan to make American manufacturing less competitive. How? By the Chinese trying to stop us from becoming great again.

Scientists suggest that if the planet warms by one more degree Celsius, the planet will reach a point of no return, but if it gets inhabitable outside, people could “just go inside” or “somewhere with air conditioning.” One scientist added, “You’re going to be dead when the planet fries your grandkids, so whatever. Enjoy yourself.”


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