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Earlier this morning, Trump University issued degrees to students online, and drew the attention of national media when the university announced several high-profile recipients of honorary degrees, sources say. Among those to receive honorary degrees, Sarah Palin was offered an honorary doctorate in climate science, a M.D. in advanced neurosurgery, and a PhD in "having total class".
"We doctors are the shakers and the movers, the pokers and jokers, the wheelin' and the stealin', Obama's been to that mountaintop, that I can tell you..." Palin told a crowd of the stupidest humans alive Saturday morning. "Let's get that Trump Train behind us, in front of us, in our hearts, our minds, our mouths... Get the word of mouth out for Donald!"
