Dallas, TX -
Frustrated by the humanitarian crisis at the border, President Trump signed an executive order closing down the popular Tex Mex chain On The Border. No longer can patrons enjoy a hot bowl of queso with a presidente margarita nor enjoy the guacamole live made fresh in front of you after Trump’s order targets the restaurant primarily for its name, and despite explaining this to the president several times, he insists “they’re criminals, they’re rapists, and some, I assume, make great chimichangas.”