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Trump’s Plan to Discourage Immigration: Fuck America Up

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The border crisis can be said to be one of Trump’s own making. By threatening to close the border, reducing aid to poor countries, and making every attempt to prevent legitimate seekers of asylum, trump has inadvertently fueled the humanitarian crisis at the border to record levels.

“The only way we are going to stop the flow of illegal migration into the United States is to make America so terrible, nobody wants to come here” the president told confidential sources. “If we give more money to the rich, refuse to stand against white nationalism, and appoint cabinet members whose sole job it is to destroy their departments, I feel like we are well on our way to making America El Salvador.”

Donald Trump can end migration by fucking up America.


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