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Trump’s Investigators in Hawaii Still Finding Clues to Obama’s Past

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Aloha. Eight years after Trump sent his investigative team to Hawaii, reports are still coming in detailing the true birthplace of Barack Obama, and you won’t believe what they’re still finding! “The culmination of data is just incredible at this point, I’m talking about petabytes of data.” one investigator told sources. “There are so many details that could be an awakening for some people who thought of Barack Obama a certain way. Maybe that’s a good thing. We don’t know.”

Trump has stopped talking about this issue, but many still believe Obama was born in Kenya, that he is a Muslim, and that he will still take your guns if you’re not looking.

Barack Obama’s birth certificate has Kenya right on it!


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