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Trump Fires DHS Secretary for Refusing to Electrocute Kids in Cages

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Child separation has long been seen as a major “perk of the job” to President Trump, but that party came to a halt last year when a judge ordered and injunction that ended the process of detaining children separate from their parents. Furious that DHS Secretary Nielson has not fired enough tear gas at children, nor would she “hook up any migrants to car batteries with jumper cables” as Trump demanded. “Why are we not using extreme measures?! They’re not even people! They’re immigrants!”


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