Mike Pence More Sure Than Ever He’s Not Gay

Updated: May 3, 2019

Washington D.C. -

Vice President Mike Pence has long lived the dual life of publicly presenting himself as a conservative Republican who believes in traditional marriage while simultaneously overcompensating in his speech and actions to such a degree that many people have questioned if he is secretly gay.  But after President Trump attempted an awkward kiss, Pence said it became clear that he “definitely isn’t gay.”


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