Jupiter’s Hurricane Says Dorian Just Showing Off

Hurricane Dorian, a Category 5 storm with sustained winds of 185mph and gusts up to 220mph, is “just showing off” according to Jupiter’s unnamed hurricane known as it’s Big Red Spot. “He’s probably just going to pull away from Florida at the last second and splash them. No balls“, said the 3-century-old behemoth.


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