Keep America Great

“America is the greatest country on Earth, and we are going to make America great again!”

“We’re going to make America so great, you’ll be like, ‘Please…no more winning!’ and then you have to get a restraining order on winning.”​​​


New Study Finds Parents Who Don’t Vaccinate Their Kids Are Fucking Idiots

Atlanta, GA - Centers for Disease Control officials released a new study this week drawing attention to a pattern rising among parents not vaccinating their children due to false rumors and fear mongering perpetuated by celebrities such as Jenny McCarthy. Herd immunity, the resistance to the spread of contagious disease within a population that is 94% vaccinated, is necessary to stop measles, polio, mumps, and other diseases, and can only be achieved when a population is in n