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Trump Diary

Trump Diary, Entry #1 

Got past tax day.  Still getting refunds even though I don’t pay taxes. Haha.  

Scheduled medical screening for windmill cancer.  Could be hereditary.  Dad never said one way or another.

Mueller Report is about to drop in 36 hours.  I’m pretty sure no one will ever read my diary, but just in case: fake news.  Can’t wait to see all the names of the people who talked shit about me.  I’m going to go grade school with my response.  

Attack attack attack.  You’re either with me or in my sights.  

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